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Performance Enhancing Drugs For Jamaicans – too bad we can’t get rich off it

Posted by Dresonic on August 14, 2008

 

yellow-yam NEWS FLASH!! — China customs sieze package that was intended for the Jamaican Olympic team!!
A 200 kilo shipment of suspected PED’s (Performance Enhancing Drugs) addressed to the Jamaican track team at the Olympic Village in Beijing, was siezed by authorites at the Wong Hung Lo docks early this morning. Coming on the heels of the disclosure that a member of the Jamaican team has tested positive for a banned substance, the news has rocked the Jamaica Amateur Athletic Association (JAAA) and cast an even greater shadow over the team’s preparations for the 2008 Olympic Games.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, a senior customs inspector told Reuters that suspicions were aroused by the bulky and lumpy shipment which was wrapped in rough, dirty burlap. Stenciled in bold letters on the bag, was the address of the Jamaican team at the Village and also the words:
DELIVER TO ASAFA, USAIN, VERONICA and the other Jamaican sprinters … DEM CYAAN RUN GOOD WITHOUT IT.
Upon opening the package, dozens and dozens of a dirty, tubular product were discovered and immediately sent to the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) lab in Beijing for testing. Chinese customs are certain that they have intercepted a shipment of pure, unprocessed steroids, and have put the IAAF and the JAAA on notice that severe action will be taken as soon as WADA confirms their findings.
The picture below is of one of the mystery tubular ‘products’ from the shipment that was taken to the lab for testing.

Jamaican Yellow Yam (from Trelawny … Bolt country)

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7 Responses to “Performance Enhancing Drugs For Jamaicans – too bad we can’t get rich off it”

  1. hustleandfloe said

    mad funny…

  2. Pastor Henry said

    The devil is a liar and no weapon form against those atheletes shall prosper. Our jamaican runners are honesty with it comes to their integrity and therefore i do hope that they will find such person/s. God’s hands and favor are with the atheletes. And they will continued to shine anywhere they go.

  3. Dresonic said

    Well said…Well said….

  4. kris said

    …and I think they also found some cassava (to be processed into bammy right there in china), and some sweet potato. All these are extremely toxic substances. A wheh dem a go do wid we?

  5. […] This Jamaican Bobsled Team is clean I would Just like to confirm that the Jamaican Bobsled Team identified shown in this blog has never used performance enhancing drugs. The story outlined in the attached link, relates to the previous team: #mce_temp_url# […]

  6. The topic is quite hot in the net at the moment. What do you pay attention to while choosing what to write about?

  7. well of course, everyone loves to get rich but not everyone would love to do hard work ‘,,

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